my plumber gets it spot on

My plumber (finally) came round at the weekend and after the general chit chat about pipes, waste and feeds he asked me what I did for living.

I told him that I worked for a company that specialised in developing ideas to sell the benefits of public transport.

Quick as flash he replied - 'If they concentrated on getting the things on time that would be a good start!"

Couldn't have said it better myself Tim.